Boss: Do we have Google installed on our internet?
IT guy: We put it on your machine yesterday.
Boss: How many servers do you think Google has?
Boss: Infinite? You’re a retard.
Producer: My friend went to the Galapagos Islands and was astounded. They have birds called blue boobies. Google “blue boobies”. You’ll see pictures of them.
Suit: I’m not searching for blue boobies on my computer. I’ll get called into the office for a talk.
Producer: Oh, I’ll do it...see?
Suit: Wow, who would have thought that would’t have brought up a porn site?
Engineer: I’m against Google Earth! The terrorists are using it! And the communists!
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