The anti-praise quotes, the over-the-top typos, the inside jokes... these covers are obviously made by westerners poking fun at the Chinese. If I were the Chinese government, this would serve as the best argument to strike down on piracy there.

By the way, I located and emailed the author of the "These pigeons don't fly" quote. He posted this to RottenTomatoes.com*, which might be web site certain people use to quickly copy what they think to be a positive criticism (this time they might have missed).

* http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/valiant/?beg=0&int=66&creamcrop_limit=23&page=all