"Computers are getting smarter all the time. Scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (And by 'they', I mean 'computers'. I doubt scientists will ever be able to talk to us.)" (Dave Barry)
From: 101 Computer Programming Quotes http://www.devtopics.com/101-great-computer-programming-quotes/
[Thanks Shan!] |
Great quotes Philipp, thank you very much! :)
I love that too: "The Internet? Is that thing still around?" (Homer Simpson)
and this one, I will repeat that to my Java teachers: "Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OSes is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders." (Alanna) |