Google Suggest has some pretty funny suggestions too. "I lost my" brings up "I lost my number can I have yours".

Hahaha. "I found a duck". Let me tell you, if I have a nickel for every time I said that, I'd be able to buy duck soup instead of having to 'find' ducks all the time...

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I run a website – www.losersweepers.com, for all things lost and found, and can add to this thread that there are some pretty strange things lost in this world. As far as I know, noone has reported their duck missing which is a shame as I would love to reunite that animal with it's distraught owner. Maybe the person who lost their bear also lost their duck after a nasty incident in the back yard?