When normal condoms just aren't big enough, try our new lubricated sandwich wrap!

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"Ok folks thats a wrap"!

Guy: You want me to dress up again like I did two weeks ago for Halloween? Saweet!

Girl thinking: *OMG – not that "can you tell I'm crazy?" naked guy wearing only Saran Wrap costume again – that was pathetic..*

Guy: Your're thinking "I can clearly see your nuts" aren't you..

Thats 37 sandwichs done. Just 326 more to go!

Lady: I got these sandwitches free from Google Lunch

When Myra saw Bob sneak off with the biscuit tin again she decided it was the night for a suffocation.

"Ooookay, now we have food for the next decade."

"Mmm! Shelob's webbing keeps sandwiches fresh for days!"

Also serves to shut your kids up so mommy and daddy can have some quiet quality time at home.

'shut-a-lizing wrapping plastic' for food and humans. Preserves freshness and guarantees instant quietness.

I'll start cooking when you stop acting like this plastic wrap – cheap, clingy, and easy to see through.

How much shrimp can shrinkwrap shrink if shrinkwrap could shrink shrimp. (too bad there are no shrimp in the picture)...

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"New shrinkwrap. It's the shrinkiest."

"damn i have an ugly ass wife"

Whether it's in your sandwich box or your inbox, you can keep your SPAM under control with Google Wrap (Beta)!

"Okay, honey! You're next!"

Husband:
O.K. honey I know that you said that you had a "history" before we met....

Wife:
and If you ever mention a word of it.....you will be next..

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We can wrap the EARTH. Can't we???

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"You think these sandwiches look good in this stuff, wait till you see me..."

Let's play pretend...

Girl: geeez.... he's touching my booty, then I'll wrap myself in this and we'll have some fun! then he's always hungry, hence the toasts!

'...and then you what? You stretch it over the toilet seat?!"

Announcer: "We've secretly switched Eva's regular plastic wrap with human skin. Let's watch and see what happens!"