I guess at some point or another you've seen a Google Fight. Do two searches, one with the highest hit count wins. Somehow Nintendo have mannaged to come up with 11 mini-games to play using this idea.

3000 searches will be avalible on the disk, or you can connect to the internet to get more (I guess any word, although I bet you still couldn't search for porn)

googlefight.com/
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