I'm gonna make him a linktrade offer he can't refuse.

A man who doesn't spend time with his web server can never be a real man.

Fredo, you're my older brother, and I love you. But don't ever spam my blog again. Ever.

I don't like SEO, Tom. I'm a businessman. SEO is a big expense.

It's a Sicilian message. It means your PageRank is going to decrease.

Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to backlink to me.

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with phishing.

Oh, Michael. Michael, you are blind. It wasn't a 302. It was a 404. A 404, Michael. Just like our marriage is a 404.

If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can send email to anyone.