I've erased temporary files and flushed the cache or whatever, but I still cannot check mail. Give me a solution, damnit!

http://m.gmail.com

What are you sending my computer? A virus?

Lol, he's poingting you to MobileGMail which often works better

I'm such a noob, sorry about that.

I can't download it anyway.

Do you get an error? The page doesn't load?