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Search-Engines-Web.com [PersonRank 10]

Wednesday, July 12, 2006
14 years ago3,469 views

Was your father a thief? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Didn't it hurt when you fell from heaven?

You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day.

Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number. Could I borrow yours?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or shall I walk by again?

Excuse me, do you kiss strangers? No? Well let me introduce myself.

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name

NateDawg [PersonRank 10]

14 years ago #

They're all chesy pickup lines :D

Roger Browne [PersonRank 10]

14 years ago #

"Do you work for Google or are you just feeling lucky"

Philipp Lenssen [PersonRank 10]

14 years ago #

Sorry, you dropped something... my jaw.

Sunil Nair [PersonRank 9]

14 years ago #

"I'm just a layman"

Ionut Alex. Chitu [PersonRank 10]

14 years ago #

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