I have two new google parodies for you, since most of yours are dead links now.
http://www.gregorwright.com/burning_salad/fresh_salad.php
&
http://www.gizoogle.com/index.php?hl=en&criterion=kittenpants&btnG=+++Search+Dis+Shiznit+++

Hope these work for you as well as the dead ones did!
Swami Gianni