Dear Googlites

I think the Googleplex has been breached. In Australia we have experienced a few issues like the one you are now experiencing:

A few years ago it was reported our beloved Sydney Opera House was disappearing into the Sydney Harbour. Bad design was to blame

The there was the Mouse whose roller ball [remember those accursed lint possessed devices] could actually recharge the laptop battery as you moved you mouse around

Many years ago the Spaghetti Harvest failed in Italy

And now…we are doing the Gooooooogle Gulp

I must inform you this stunt,has back fired. According to the rules of April 1st any stunt after 12 noon is sent back to the perpetrator. I think this has already occurred mind you. The terrible effects of the Google Gulp has entered the neurons of my wonderful friends at Google. It is 9 pm Downunder right now!!!

  

Happy April Fools Day

  

Did I win anything!!!!

  

Paul Kent

Melbourne Australia