When they say "It's in beta" they really mean "we haven't figured out how to make it scale yet". |
Hahahaha, that was a nice chuckle!!
TheySay : "New Unrivalled Revenue-Sharing Social Networking Site"
TheyMean : We actually have a created a new sex site for them sick minded folks
TheySay :"never-before-seen user-powered news site"
TheyMeanWe shamelessly try to follow the 3 laws of robtics, but only suceed in the 1st law!1
"TheySay :positioning the company to achieve success of MySpace and YouTube proportions.”
TheyMean:Please upload anything copyright. we are under safe harbour rules!!
anyhoot, there my 3 cents worth to this thread :)-
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They say: "Read our user agreement before uploading"
They mean: "Break those copyright laws, and make us rich" |
TheySay: "After spending months of research and usability tests we developed our unique brand name."
TheyMean: "Thumbs up for the guys at Web Two Point Oh! The second try did it for us." http://www.andrewwooldridge.com/myapps/webtwopointoh.html |
[Post edit: "Alpah-tester" > "Alpha-tester"] |
Oh, this is like shooting fish in a barrel. Just too easy!
They Say: “According to local laws and policies some search results are not shown”
They Mean: "Gee, we could make billions if we just add one word: 'Don't be totally evil'."
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all of you.. get a life 2.0... you completely wasted your first... but at least you made fun of other people's efforts :) NICE! |
Nice one Philipp.
they say: link back to us helps you get better ranking
they mean: you will help us get better ranking. |
They say: Slick ajaxy interface mirros desktop appliances.
They mean: Look how shiiiiny... |
They say: We have sent invitations to a select group of users.
They mean: Actually, no one is paying any attntion to us.
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wow , i love this man . what a hit u kicked you in the ass yaar. |
The say
Click here to skip intro
They mean:
We know we are wasting your time
They say:
Plug-in Needed
They mean:
We thought our shit was so original that you should be inconvenienced.
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Sounds we need to update the "Bullshit Bingo" for Web x.0 |
That was really good. I never thought that these terms can have meaning in such different way,
[URL removed from name – Tony] |
