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Ryan [PersonRank 0]

Friday, November 17, 2006
12 years ago5,385 views

awesome! and so true.

Roger Browne [PersonRank 10]

12 years ago #

When they say "It's in beta" they really mean "we haven't figured out how to make it scale yet".

/pd [PersonRank 10]

12 years ago #

Hahahaha, that was a nice chuckle!!

TheySay : "New Unrivalled Revenue-Sharing Social Networking Site"
TheyMean : We actually have a created a new sex site for them sick minded folks

TheySay :"never-before-seen user-powered news site"
TheyMeanWe shamelessly try to follow the 3 laws of robtics, but only suceed in the 1st law!1

"TheySay :positioning the company to achieve success of MySpace and YouTube proportions.”
TheyMean:Please upload anything copyright. we are under safe harbour rules!!

anyhoot, there my 3 cents worth to this thread :)-

Hashim [PersonRank 10]

12 years ago #

They say: "Read our user agreement before uploading"

They mean: "Break those copyright laws, and make us rich"

Martin Muehl [PersonRank 0]

12 years ago #

TheySay: "After spending months of research and usability tests we developed our unique brand name."

TheyMean: "Thumbs up for the guys at Web Two Point Oh! The second try did it for us." andrewwooldridge.com/myapps/we ...

Tony Ruscoe [PersonRank 10]

12 years ago #

[Post edit: "Alpah-tester" > "Alpha-tester"]

Support Freedom! [PersonRank 10]

12 years ago #

Oh, this is like shooting fish in a barrel. Just too easy!

They Say: “According to local laws and policies some search results are not shown”

They Mean: "Gee, we could make billions if we just add one word: 'Don't be totally evil'."

Miguel Ângelo Macedo Benevides [PersonRank 0]

12 years ago #

all of you.. get a life 2.0... you completely wasted your first... but at least you made fun of other people's efforts :) NICE!

Elias Kai [PersonRank 10]

12 years ago #

Nice one Philipp.
they say: link back to us helps you get better ranking
they mean: you will help us get better ranking.

Eytan Buchman [PersonRank 10]

12 years ago #

They say: Slick ajaxy interface mirros desktop appliances.
They mean: Look how shiiiiny...

Pramit Singh [PersonRank 1]

12 years ago #

They say: We have sent invitations to a select group of users.
They mean: Actually, no one is paying any attntion to us.
  

wikalp [PersonRank 1]

12 years ago #

wow , i love this man . what a hit u kicked you in the ass yaar.

beni [PersonRank 0]

12 years ago #

nice! =))

Faux_Pseudo [PersonRank 1]

12 years ago #

The say
Click here to skip intro
They mean:
We know we are wasting your time

They say:
Plug-in Needed
They mean:
We thought our shit was so original that you should be inconvenienced.

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Michael Keukert [PersonRank 1]

12 years ago #

Sounds we need to update the "Bullshit Bingo" for Web x.0

Dave White [PersonRank 1]

12 years ago #

That was really good. I never thought that these terms can have meaning in such different way,

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