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Google announces motto change...

Paul Roger Kinsella [PersonRank 1]

Thursday, March 29, 2007
15 years ago2,923 views

Google announces motto change...

I just read a shocking news report: In the wake of its decision to censor its search results for the oppressive Chinese government, Google is changing its original corporate motto "Don't be evil."

The new motto, according to unnamed company sources, is: "Be semi-evil. Be quasi-evil. Be the margarine of evil. Be the Deit Coke of evil — just one calorie; not evil enough!"

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James Xuan [PersonRank 10]

15 years ago #

Its not April Fools yet!

Michael Schaap [PersonRank 3]

15 years ago #

“I can't believe it's not evil”

Roger Browne [PersonRank 10]

15 years ago #

"Don't admit to being evil"
"Virtually 100% evil-free"
"Don't be vile"
"Go on – be just a bit evil"
"A bit more evil"
"Muahahahaha..."

Ludwik Trammer [PersonRank 10]

15 years ago #

"Be less evil than most of your competitors"

"Don't be evil as long as it's easy"

"Don't be evil*"
*Warning: This policy is US-only

"Evil government makes evil non-evil"

"Small evil isn't really evil"

"To be evil, or not to be evil. This is the question"

"White is a new black, realistic is a new non-evil"

Ludwik Trammer [PersonRank 10]

15 years ago #

"Don't be very evil"

"Be quite good"

"So what? We are less evil than Yahoo!"

"Censoring human rights groups in a totalitarian country is evil? Really? Holly crap, why nobody told us?! Larry, come here, we have to talk!"

Ludwik Trammer [PersonRank 10]

15 years ago #

"Be less evil than average*"
* You can calculate average evilness ratio by searching Google for "I'm evil" and "I'm not evil". It's 233000/50400, that is 4.6. So as long as your evil to non-evil ratio is less than 4.6 you are ok.

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