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eLd0raDo [PersonRank 1]

Friday, May 4, 2007
10 years ago6,135 views

dunnow about your six pack abs (and i don't want to) but for the rest you are pretty much set philipp! ;-)

/pd [PersonRank 10]

10 years ago #

thats really funny.. but that just shows the trend of categories on – "how to's " that is being searched via Google..

How to get a girl and how to get a guy seem to top results!!

and the 6pack thing is pretty weird.. I mean do guys really freak so much about their ab's ??

Sander [PersonRank 4]

10 years ago #

How unhappy I must be :D

B. [PersonRank 2]

10 years ago #

Fantastic! The suggestions espress the most common desires of our hearts....

MJ Rich [PersonRank 6]

10 years ago #

I do not have a six-pack, but if I found a mutually loving partner, a passport, and a published book, I guess my next goal would be a rock-hard bod.

Roger Browne [PersonRank 10]

10 years ago #

Plant a tree, have a child, write a book, build a house.

That's the traditional list of things to aspire for. It used to also include "dig a well", but I guess that's no longer needed and can be replaced by "travel the world" (or, by proxy, "get a passport" which seems to be becoming harder to get every year).

Anyway, who's to say that the Google list includes "find a loving partner". Maybe it means "find two loving partners", as in "find a girl" AND "find a guy".

Zim [PersonRank 10]

10 years ago #

I never thought about asking Google how to get a girlfriend. I'll see what happens. If I get a gf thanks to Google, I'll let you know. For sure.

Elias Kai [PersonRank 10]

10 years ago #

Philipp reinclude it using an or just how to get ?

Titoo [PersonRank 1]

10 years ago #

number one is "pregnant" ... Next level's coming :)

Törppö [PersonRank 0]

10 years ago #

Abs? wtf? It's about beer.

Rick Bachman [PersonRank 0]

10 years ago #

God damn it i wish i was Stephen King too....

Michael H.E. Roth [PersonRank 1]

10 years ago #

try "advice about" and the book and the six-pack are gone :-)

How to get [PersonRank 0]

10 years ago #

Six pack doesn't mean an ab work out. 6 packs are delicious beer.

+ Show video

Roger Browne [PersonRank 10]

10 years ago #

Six pack means abs and beer:


media.funlol.com/content/img/s ...

JohnMu [PersonRank 10]

10 years ago #

Check the AOL search database, you'll be surprised. The things people search for .... on Google :-).

What did they do before the web? Ask a librarian?

JohnMu [PersonRank 10]

10 years ago #

Here's "how can i": oy-oy.eu/google/aoldb/show.asp ...
and "how to get": oy-oy.eu/google/aoldb/show.asp ...
(darn, my server is slow)

Eytan Buchman [PersonRank 10]

10 years ago #

Seems like these people should be canceled out – about 166,050,000 guys looking for girls and 135,870,000 girls looking for guys. There should only be 30 million guys left alone if Google really could pair people up. They should just analyze search patterns and match compatible people up. In Google the Matchmaker we trust (I seem to remember an April Fools joke about that)

Rawksie [PersonRank 0]

10 years ago #

>> What did they do before the web? Ask a librarian?

   When and if I end up as a librarian, I hope I get asked such amusing questions!

Bala Arjunan [PersonRank 1]

10 years ago #

You try "How to get " and wait for the suggestion, its still worse

Loughlan [PersonRank 1]

10 years ago #

I actually beg to differ...
Instead of "the luckiest person on earth" I think you mean "the luckiest geek on earth"... or maybe the luckiest Googler.

t xensen [PersonRank 4]

10 years ago #

Hey! I'm no. 1 for "how to get a book published."

I should be making some money from this.

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