I just noticed this one in my spam folder. Does this make you want to buy cheap meds?

"Hello my friend!

I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog, if medicine prices here (link removed) are bad.

Look, the site and call me 1-800 if its wrong..

My dog and I are still alive :)"

lol!

<<I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog>>
If they try it in that order they might not get further than step 1 :-D