1. If you ask God for enlightenment, you may never get an answer. Google gives you one in just a few seconds.
2. God may or may not help those who help themselves. But Google helps those who blog and blog often. Posting three times a day is likely to give you more quantifiable results than praying three times a day.
3. People seem to get into trouble when they start thinking their god is better or more powerful than other people's gods. Google is even-handed. it gives equally to all people who asks it the right question.
4. For an allegedly all-knowing being, some people seem to think it is important to flatter God all the time. Perhaps they think he/she/it is insecure. Google needs none of that. Like your mom and her homemade food, Google only requires that you visit now and then and you will be rewarded.
5. So far as I know, not a single person has ever been killed, or even assaulted, in Google's name.
http://redcouch.typepad.com/weblog/2007/06/google_v_god_a_.html |
google exists; god doesn't.
it's as clear as that |
Regarding no.5
Malicious sites have been assaulted with that thing that tells you a site may harm your computer. Also badly designed sites were penalised and given lower rankings |
this is a silly thread. God created the universe. Google is a tech company in Mt. View run by humans. |
So Humans are God! Together we are all-knowing! Wow! Now I know the meaning of life. Thanks for clearing that up Brinkie |
Searches 7,690,000,000 pages in 0.08 seconds. Thats about as close to omnipotence as I can comprehend. |
Prove the existence of God, which may be impossible even if he exists, then we have an argument
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Humans aren't God. Geez, what is your point. |
I think the point was to be humorous, not a true comparison, |
BG
You Take Everything so seriously. Eytan states <<Searches 7,690,000,000 pages in 0.08 seconds>> God has never helped me find a webpage. Maybe in heaven god can search 10,000,000,000 pages in 0.00000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000008 seconds. |
