Egobot is answering questions on world affairs.
The interview is unedited except where marked, and Egobot pulls all results from the ’Net via Google (so be aware of a certain Dada-factor).
“Egobot says: Ask me something!
You ask: What is the state of affairs?
Egobot says: The state of affairs is such that there is an apple on the table in front of me, a can reach it and pick it up
You ask: Who is next president?
Egobot says: Next president is the sole responsibility of the board of curators, the board invites others to participate in the process to assist
You ask: How is usa doing?
Egobot says: Sometimes I wish I was the one asking the questions!
You ask: What is the next killer app?
Egobot says: The next killer app is misdirected
You ask: What is the best site?
Egobot says: The best site is http://www
You ask: What is the worst site?
Egobot says: The worst site is then used to summarise adelaide’s air quality
(...)
You ask: How do I change the world?
Egobot says: You do change the world , you don’t know it until you’re dead
You ask: Why should I vote?
Egobot says: You should vote because it’s your right, and in almost every occurrence, your vote does matter
You ask: Where is osama bin laden?
Egobot says: Osama bin laden is in iraq! anonymous
(...)
You ask: Where is saddam hussein?
Egobot says: Saddam hussein is in power, we must prevent him from threatening or harming others
You ask: What is your opinion on the war?
Egobot says: My opinion on the war is undecided
(...)
You ask: How can I make sense of the world?
Egobot says: You can make sense of the world by testing it and finding patterns and correlations, logically extending these theories to other situations”
– Egobot
Google finished painting the ASCII art. Click on the Google Blogoscoped result of the following search: aa ae ao ea ee eo oa oe oo coffee. Then compare to what’s in Google’s Cache for that page.
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