David Heskey from the Royal Bank in London is looking for a reliable and honest partner for an important business transaction. Says Mr. Heskey, “I want to transfer this money into a safe foreign account abroad.”
CGT-Consult.com from California provides specialized contract consultants for quote “immediate results.”
In the meantime Ms. Sunita Blair of Opprunitie.com released a new chapter in her series of postmodern poems. The latest addition is titled “C / A L / S”. Quote: “X ^ N A X/ C / A L / S/ P R O Z ^ C”, and: “Gollum had brooded for ages on this one thing, and he was always afraid of its being stolen.”
Stephen is out of office until Monday, May 22 (he’ll be contacting you as soon as he returns).
In other news, PokerSouls.com announced a tournament with a record-breaking guaranteed prize pool of “$5 million and at least $1 million for the final winner.” This seems to be big. Emails should be directed to webmaster@pokersouls.com.
Also, SGN7.com in an unconfirmed news report notes this is the last week for fixed, low interest rates, adding “raters are about to go up. So hurry.”
Online Coordinator Mr. Jose Fernando Molina informed the owner of this blog that the owner has won EURO 502,185 (half a million) in cash. In related news, the owner of this blog has been pre-approved for a $420,000 loan for as little as $400 month.