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SEO Speak Translated: The Real SEO Glossary  (View post)

James Xuan [PersonRank 10]

Friday, August 10, 2007
12 years ago5,081 views


James Xuan [PersonRank 10]

12 years ago #

What is a Content Management System? ...

James Xuan [PersonRank 10]

12 years ago #

And "E-mail Marketing"? ...

sadff [PersonRank 1]

12 years ago #


Freddy [PersonRank 0]

12 years ago #

Hilarious for two reasons: most people aren't really aware of the technical side of SEO and most designers are in the same boat.

Ryan [PersonRank 0]

12 years ago #

Don't forget

guaranteed traffic: we buy adwords for you.

meta tag optimization: we started doing this in the 90's and haven't left our cave since

Susan Geraeds [PersonRank 1]

12 years ago #

That was really funny :)

Zim [PersonRank 10]

12 years ago #

Funny! xD

Tony Ruscoe [PersonRank 10]

12 years ago #

"Guaranteed top positions" also sometimes means:

"Guaranteed top positions for lengthy keyword combinations which nobody will ever search for."

Martin Porcheron [PersonRank 10]

12 years ago #

"Experience AdWords professionals"

"We've installed AdWords Editor on one of our computers"

Philipp Lenssen [PersonRank 10]

12 years ago #

"What others said about us:"


"What others we didn't Cease & Desist said about us:"

Tadeusz Szewczyk [PersonRank 10]

12 years ago #

Philipp: What others said about us = What we paid others to say
Martin: Certified Adwords Professionals = We badly needed a badge for our site
Tony: True, I had to choose one, coming up next, SEO synonyms ;-)
Ryan: guaranteed traffic = We will redirect our pr0n site
"meta tag optimization" – I can not add anything here, perfect translation :-)
Thanks Freddy and the others.
James, unfortunately those terms are outside of my area of expertise...

shor [PersonRank 1]

12 years ago #

Hahaha. Fantastic.
Check out our Fortune 500 clients
One of our employees used to work for Avenue A | Razorfish

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I'm a link whore

Inetgate [PersonRank 1]

12 years ago #

Those are very funny.

Is there any person who belive them?

Mani Karthik [PersonRank 0]

12 years ago #

That's really funny. Thanks both of you.

Here are my contributions

Professional SEO report – SEO report using the online free tools.

No guaranteed results, (We are white hat remember?) – We fail all the time.You still have to pay.

We guarantee you top SERP ranks – Rank 9, 10 or 11


Adam [PersonRank 0]

12 years ago #

The more funny this list is to you, the more experienced you are at SEO

Martin Porcheron [PersonRank 10]

12 years ago #

> Is there any person who belive them?

People in suits who have never seen a HTML attribute in their life and regard the internet simply as a marketing gimmick which you can game with money.

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