Apparently this is really old, but in case you didn't come across it yet: type the following into Google.com and hit the I'm Feeling Lucky button...

find chuck norris

[ Also see blogoscoped.com/forum/31720.ht ...]

I also wanted to post that on this forum for Christmas, but I found it was old before hit the "publish" button.
Chuck is the best

danny posted this previously I think... Yeah I think it was danny.