What is a Content Management System? http://www.irishinternetmarketing.com/htmlsite/productdetails.asp?id=677 |
Hilarious for two reasons: most people aren't really aware of the technical side of SEO and most designers are in the same boat. |
Don't forget
guaranteed traffic: we buy adwords for you.
meta tag optimization: we started doing this in the 90's and haven't left our cave since |
"Guaranteed top positions" also sometimes means:
"Guaranteed top positions for lengthy keyword combinations which nobody will ever search for." |
"Experience AdWords professionals"
"We've installed AdWords Editor on one of our computers" |
"What others said about us:"
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"What others we didn't Cease & Desist said about us:" |
Philipp: What others said about us = What we paid others to say
Martin: Certified Adwords Professionals = We badly needed a badge for our site
Tony: True, I had to choose one, coming up next, SEO synonyms ;-)
Ryan: guaranteed traffic = We will redirect our pr0n site
"meta tag optimization" – I can not add anything here, perfect translation :-)
Thanks Freddy and the others.
James, unfortunately those terms are outside of my area of expertise...
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Hahaha. Fantastic.
Check out our Fortune 500 clients
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One of our employees used to work for Avenue A | Razorfish
SEO rockstar
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I'm a link whore |
Those are very funny.
Is there any person who belive them?
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That's really funny. Thanks both of you.
Here are my contributions
Professional SEO report – SEO report using the online free tools.
No guaranteed results, (We are white hat remember?) – We fail all the time.You still have to pay.
We guarantee you top SERP ranks – Rank 9, 10 or 11
Cheers!
Mani |
The more funny this list is to you, the more experienced you are at SEO |
> Is there any person who belive them?
People in suits who have never seen a HTML attribute in their life and regard the internet simply as a marketing gimmick which you can game with money. |
