Need something to read for your lunch hour or after a hard day of SEO'ing.

Lines to try out when you just gotta get some.

http://www.linesthataregood.com/

Surprising "success rate" stats to the right side... especially for the more rude ones.

Now how would a 'Lady' Respond to these come-ons?
Well here are a few options.....

http://members.aol.com/char2go/mwquotes.htm

http://digitaldreamdoor.com/pages/quotes/maewest.html

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/m/mae_west.html

I don't think I'd have much to prove I was male if I tried saying some of them.