Monday, November 27, 2006

Zooming Into the Google Master Plan

Undergoogle shows off a neat zoomable version of Google’s whiteboard “Master Plan”, full of brainstormed doodles, fun ideas, products & check lists, some completely whacky, some more serious (or already implemented by now). This master plan version is apparently erased by now to make place for new ideas, but here’s part of what it used to read:

Product Lord of the Google | Index all sheep in the universe | AdSense for Sheep | Robotic repair of broken computers | Robots that build other robots | Robot army | Bring Segways back | Automate customers | Teleportation | Currency “goobles” | Google Biotech (gene manipulation, cloning) | Google Compound | Time travel | Eat bananas | Elimination of Evil | Buy Mars | Rent France | Google Classic Infant Rib Hat | Collapse of existing governments | Google - elgoog | Google hedge funds | Google Card | More diversity | More assgaskets | Google pants | Total information awareness (aka fish pods) | Google Teeth (TM) | Google rocket | Hire Richard Branson | Fake “Google Dentist” blog | Google Gulp (mango flavor) | Google Youth | Arctic data centers | Reality Google | Identify cause of autism | Hire rouge scientists | Google China | Dolphins w/ lasers | Acquire NASA | Google Goo | Jurvetson bots | Plug-in hybrids | AdSense on the Alps | Google EDA | Automated Chip Design | Orbital Mind Control | Private Internet | Network Computer | Plan 9 | Plan 10 | Self-aware, self-actualizing, self-design, self-healing, self-managed datacenters (of doom) | Build singularity | Cheap, clean energy | Introduce Google TLD | Anti-anti Aircraft Gun Defamation League | Walled Garden | Keyhole | SketchUp | Repopulate Google | Replace GNU code with BSD | Eliminate all but one man | Google Purge | Implement G4 blame for Google Master Plan | Self-aware Cities | Google View | Browser | Google Office | Buy AOL | Broadband over power line | Wireless antenna using power lines | Control of ICANN | Wi-Fi | Wi-NOT | Peer-to-peer | Google Doggie Drinks | Learn to sing “Google Song” | Sound cancellation | Noosphere | Instant Account Verification | Micropayments | Spam | Levitation | Connecting the Solar System with a wireless network searchable in under 1 ns | Child care kinderplex | Stay uncertain | Google.gcv | Google Telemarketing | World peace | Google nobel award (TM) | Hire Joss Whedon | Fire English teachers | Remake of whole Babylon 5 series | And also that movie Labyrinth | Industrial strength shark repellant “Batman" style | Invest in Malaysia | Legion of super-pets | Make the world a better place via the power of bacon.

Also see this other master plan (and even more).

Zooming Into the Google M ... by Philipp Lenssen | Comments (8)

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