Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Lost and Found via Google

According to a Google search for “I lost all my” and variants, people are currently looking for the following things:

• all their files
• the feeds on the Google homepage
• their Google traffic, because they didn’t back up their site
• all their music
• their Yahoo inbox contents
• their money, lost at cock fights
• their career
• their faith, heart, or appetite
• their bear
• all of their contacts, stickies, or text message data
• all of their work
• their virginity

On the other end of the spectrum, the following items were found, if you believe the search results for “I found” and related queries:

• a duck
• freedom in an unfree world
• someone by the name of Elmer
• a baby bird
• heaven
• Saddam’s WMD bunkers
• a peanut
• a woman in their husband’s drawers
• God
• a theme they liked
• you
• “it”
• crap
• Einstein’s brain
• pills (which they then ate)

Lost and Found via Google by Philipp Lenssen | Comments (3)

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