Monday, May 29, 2006
How to Write a Kitschy Marketing Letter
Ionut Alex. Chitu is a computer science student at the University of Bucharest, Romania. He likes AI, solving interesting math problems, weird books and movies, and he tries to improve with every new day.
- First put a big header.
- Write short lines with a lot of bold text, and highlighted text.
- Use lists to split your content.
- Be redundant, repeat the same 3 ideas many times. This way you’ll have more content.
- Don’t forget to write how much money your visitor will get if they buy your products. The sums should be huge.
- If you promote an AdSense book, include screenshots with your reports. It’s easy: save your reports, open the source with Notepad and instead of $5, type $512.
- Your offer should be exclusive and time limited. Even if you sell videos or PDF files, you should say there’s a big demand. So buy now!
- Put testimonials with enthusiastic text, beautiful photos and random names.
- You should always say you offer 30 days money back guarantee. Nobody knows what that means, but it must be there. It gives you a feeling of comfort.
- But wait, that’s not all: along with our great products, you’ll also get a bunch of useless tutorials, screensavers and another copy of our great book. All for just $99.99, instead of $299.99. So buy now!
As seen on many get-rich-without-doing- anything-than-paying-us sites, like adsense-videos.com.
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