Saturday, January 6, 2007
The Most Asked Google Questions
Google always shows the “top questions" for their help files. Here’s a list of the number one question for some of their services:
And here are some funny, funky, noteworthy or weird quotes from the vast array of Google help files:
- “While it may be disappointing, there’s no such thing as the Google Lottery.”
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- “Your search - sex - did not match any answers in our Help Center. Related searches: love”
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- “It is Google’s policy not to censor search results. However, in response to local laws, regulations, or policies, we may do so”
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- “Please be sure to enter www.google.com into your browser and the pop-ups may go away.”
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- “The Internet as we know it is facing a serious threat.”
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- “Some of our products are complex and take time to update.”
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- “The exact date when we celebrate our birthday has moved around over the years, depending on when people feel like having cake.”
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- “Application providers should not allow their products to be bundled with applications that do not meet these guidelines.”
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- “RealPlayer”
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- “As has always been the case, the primary protections you have against intrusions by the government are the laws that apply to where you live”
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- “’Google’ is pronounced ’goo-gull’ (like ’noodle,’ but replace the ’n’ and ’d’ with a hard ’g’).”
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- “Reserve the same skepticism for unsolicited email about search engines as you do for ’burn fat at night’ diet pills or requests to help transfer funds from deposed dictators.”
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- “Use ALT tags”
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