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Sunday, January 24, 2010

Google’s A-Z of How-Tos

Jeff Anderson in the forum writes, "I just set up a computer for my 7-yr old daughter, installed parent monitor etc. On to google, safe search is on, I was on it doing a search for 'how to find' – go try it now, just get as far as the 'f' in that phrase and see what it shows, and this is a 'safe search'!"

For the partly NSFW list below, all containing the first top 3 results as shown on Google.com's auto-completion, I've signed out and then set SafeSearch to its strictest level:

A
    how to ask a girl out
    how to apply eyeshadow
    how to add fractions

B

    how to bake a potato
    how to bake pumpkin seeds
    how to brine a turkey

C

    how to cook a turkey
    how to cite a website
    how to cook pumpkin seeds

D

    how to download youtube video
    how to draw
    how to draw cartoons

E

    how to eat a pomegranate
    how to eat a girls out
    how to enable cookies

F
    how to french kiss
    how to flirt
    how to fry a turkey

G

    how to get pregnant
    how to get a girl to like you
    how to get rid of fruit flies

H

    how to have sex'
    how to hack a myspace account
    how to hard boil eggs

I

    how to impress a girl
    how to install laminate flooring
    how to induce labor

J

    how to jailbreak ipod touch
    how to jerk
    how to jump start a car

K

    how to kiss
    how to knit
    how to know if a guy likes you

L

    how to lose weight fast
    how to lose weight
    how to lose 10 pounds in a week

M

    how to make a website
    how to make your hair grow faster
    how to make a paper airplane

N

    how to negotiate salary
    how to not be shy
    how to network

O

    how to open rar files
    how to open a coconut
    how to open a pomegranate

P

    how to play guitar
    how to play poker
    how to pick a lock

Q

    how to quit smoking
    how to quilt
    how to quote in an essay

R

    how to roll a joint
    how to roast pumpkin seeds
    how to read guitar tabs

S

    how to solve a rubix cube
    how to save a life lyrics
    how to solve a rubik's cube

T

    how to tie a tie
    how to tell if a guy likes you
    how to tie a scarf

U

    how to unlock iphone 3g
    how to upload photos on facebook
    how to unclog a toilet

V

    how to view private myspace profiles
    how to videos
    how to view private facebook profiles

W

    how to write a resume
    how to write a cover letter
    how to wear a scarf

X

    how to xray in photoshop
    how to xray in gimp
    how to xbox live

Y

    how to yodel
    how to yarn over
    how to yoyo

Z

    how to zip a file
    how to zip a folder
    how to zest a lemon

[Thanks Jeff!]

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