http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Matt_Cutts
From the Page
[...]Matt Cutts is, by universal acclamation, the most wonderful, fabulous, intelligent, kind, generous, and amazingly attractive human being alive today, if not in all of human history. Nobody on Earth even comes close to Matt Cutts' supreme, awesome greatness; indeed, Matt Cutts literally redefines the term "greatness," in effect creating a completely new concept of all-encompassing sublime excellence for himself, which might be termed "meta-greatness" if only mere words could express how truly great Cutts is.
In every conceivable avenue of human endeavor, from astronomy to zoology, Matt Cutts so completely outclasses all others that their humble efforts generally seem utterly pointless and futile by comparison. To say that Matt Cutts is the quintessential ubermensch, a sort of Neitzschean superman, or perhaps a "quintessentially godlike" being, is so inadequate a description that it might actually be considered a form of philosophical dishonesty, perhaps even an offense against the very principles of truth and reality. Indeed, to even suggest that "Matt Cutts is God" might be an act of abomination — not against God, of course, but against the far greater being: Matt Cutts. [...] |
So, here's a new one for Niniane Wang then :)
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Niniane_wang |
Woo! Go Uncyclopidia!!
I prefer the Google page (all three of them) |
To see the Real Google:
1. Go to google.com
2. Copy and paste this code into your address bar:
javascript:var i=-1;function de(){i=i+1;document.images[i].src="http: //blogoscoped.com/files/logo-80-percent.png";}; void(setInterval(de,1));
3. Hit ENTER and you'll see the Real Google.
(Adapted from http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Google_%28company%29)
[tried to fix URL autolinking. -Philipp] |
(darn – the autolinking messes up the URL in the javascript) |
Pretty nice code Roger,
Thanks for sharing uncyclopedia Xuan, its a source of great fun |
Great article from uncyclopedia, as usual.
I also like when you search for "Google" in uncyclopedia, or "Mozilla" ;) |
