Blond Joke
(View post)Brinke Guthrie ![[PersonRank 10] [PersonRank 10]](image/postrank/10.gif) | Monday, January 2, 2006 19 years ago |
i give up= where is it? |
Paul Gregory ![[PersonRank 0] [PersonRank 0]](image/postrank/0.gif) | 19 years ago # |
The joke is on you...think about it. |
Rev.Dr. Spyder X ![[PersonRank 1] [PersonRank 1]](image/postrank/1.gif) | 19 years ago # |
I figured it out after the 4th click but went further to wonder how far down the rabbithole it goes. Anyone? |
Wouter Schut ![[PersonRank 10] [PersonRank 10]](image/postrank/10.gif) | 19 years ago # |
The links go in a loop in the end, who will be the first to graph the links? |
TOMHTML ![[PersonRank 10] [PersonRank 10]](image/postrank/10.gif) | 19 years ago # |
Good joke ;-) I (just) clicked 4 times : ok I'm not blond, all is OK ^^ |
Roderick ![[PersonRank 0] [PersonRank 0]](image/postrank/0.gif) | 19 years ago # |
After the 3rd link I noticed that I was being the joke! :P
Nice one thou. |
Tinkers ![[PersonRank 0] [PersonRank 0]](image/postrank/0.gif) | 19 years ago # |
HAhahahaaa....ah, uh, yeahrite...~stupid joke. I only clicked twice. 2006 will be too short for BS like this. Where's a REAL and REALLY GOOD joke when you need it??? |
david sanger ![[PersonRank 7] [PersonRank 7]](image/postrank/7.gif) | 19 years ago # |
Actually that is quite good. The leadup is excellent, it builds suspense as the story proceeds, and the punchline is really quite surprising. 8 on a scale of 10, as far as blond jokes go. |
Ido Kenan ![[PersonRank 1] [PersonRank 1]](image/postrank/1.gif) | 19 years ago # |
4 israeli bloggers are already in the loop, including myself.
Start here: http://israblog.nana.co.il/blogread.asp?blog=71756&blogcode=3132049 |
Ozh ![[PersonRank 1] [PersonRank 1]](image/postrank/1.gif) | 19 years ago # |
The real fun thing about this blond joke is the relatively insane amount of traffic it brings in :) It's like in affiliate programs where you get traffic from referrals.
I posted it myself like 10 days ago, and it's been linked a few times since. And whenever we go to another linking level (site2 -> site1 -> me) it's bringing more and more traffic (as there are more and more level2 sites) |
Personman ![[PersonRank 8] [PersonRank 8]](image/postrank/8.gif) | 19 years ago # |
The Bestest! |
Brian M. ![[PersonRank 10] [PersonRank 10]](image/postrank/10.gif) | 19 years ago # |
Did anyone realize how long this has been going on? I found an iteration from May 1st of '05
http://www.livejournal.com/users/pupitre/242770.html |
Tamagotcheeeee ![[PersonRank 0] [PersonRank 0]](image/postrank/0.gif) | 19 years ago # |
>> the real fun thing about this blond joke is the relatively insane amount of traffic it brings in :)
Your page gets 1 zillion hits but no-one stays more than 2 seconds.
So, you waste time, bandwidth and money on this blonde link chain for what ? 2 second visits ?
Simply renaming your webpages to i_am_gullible.html would be cheaper and just as effective.
This is a chain comment, pass it onto another blog or your pagehits will fall.
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Jez ![[PersonRank 1] [PersonRank 1]](image/postrank/1.gif) | 19 years ago # |
Brilliant!! I hope it goes on forever!! |
Philipp Lenssen ![[PersonRank 10] [PersonRank 10]](image/postrank/10.gif) | 19 years ago # |
Brian, I followed the chain and went back to 2003 and some Livejournals... |
dishy ![[PersonRank 0] [PersonRank 0]](image/postrank/0.gif) | 19 years ago # |
haha i gt it by th 2nd n omggggggggg i cnt believ it tuk u lot til lyk th 4th or 5th...silly pplzzzzzzzz!!! muahahahhaa teehee xxxx |
Dee ![[PersonRank 0] [PersonRank 0]](image/postrank/0.gif) | 19 years ago # |
haha, took me one click. Adorable. ^_^ I might continue it for the fun. |
Denise ![[PersonRank 0] [PersonRank 0]](image/postrank/0.gif) | 19 years ago # |
30 minutes later......I'm peeing my pants laughing and yes I am blonde!!! |
Philipp Lenssen ![[PersonRank 10] [PersonRank 10]](image/postrank/10.gif) | 19 years ago # |
Thanks to the magic of chain letters, this "blond joke" post has risen to the top of my traffic stats... nearly 20,000 from Jaywalk alone! |
LACY ![[PersonRank 0] [PersonRank 0]](image/postrank/0.gif) | 19 years ago # |
Yeah, I'm blond and it took me about 5 clicks to finally realize what the blone joke was..... going to pass it on... |
Kristina ![[PersonRank 0] [PersonRank 0]](image/postrank/0.gif) | 19 years ago # |
Oh my gosh, I clicked on about 40 links before I got it, mostly b/c I didn't read any comments on the blog posts, otherwise I would have realized it is a scam so much sooner. Whew. That was good. |
Katie ![[PersonRank 0] [PersonRank 0]](image/postrank/0.gif) | 19 years ago # |
I was a bit unsure about wether it was a joke or not but I got it by about the 4-5th click! :) |
idiot brunette ![[PersonRank 0] [PersonRank 0]](image/postrank/0.gif) | 19 years ago # |
ok, after the 4th click...i get it. |
Private Joker ![[PersonRank 0] [PersonRank 0]](image/postrank/0.gif) | 19 years ago # |
So a blind man walks into a bar, sits down, orders a drink, and asks, "anyone want to hear a blonde joke?"
Bartender says: "Before you tell that joke, you might want to know that I am a blonde lesbian bartender in a lesbian bar, the person on your right is a blonde black belt, the person next to her is a blonde bouncer, on your left is a blonde Ph.D physicist, and the person next to her is a famous blonde feminist author. Are you sure you want to tell that blonde joke?"
And the blind man says "Nahhh! I don't feel like explaining it five times." |
Radix ![[PersonRank 0] [PersonRank 0]](image/postrank/0.gif) | 19 years ago # |
I dont understand this joke .. somwone please help me! |
tree hugging sister ![[PersonRank 0] [PersonRank 0]](image/postrank/0.gif) | 19 years ago # |
Argh!! Your link is schmutzed!! I want to see how far back it goes... |
ZillabirdMom ![[PersonRank 0] [PersonRank 0]](image/postrank/0.gif) | 19 years ago # |
The link is dead ... If you click more links are you a blond(e) or just determined? Or maybe it's how you seperate the natural blondes from those who fake it.
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pas content man ![[PersonRank 0] [PersonRank 0]](image/postrank/0.gif) | 19 years ago # |
vous avez rompu cette formidable chaine honte sur vous! |
Philipp Lenssen ![[PersonRank 10] [PersonRank 10]](image/postrank/10.gif) | 19 years ago # |
Thanks Zilla, link adjusted... |
DWizzy ![[PersonRank 0] [PersonRank 0]](image/postrank/0.gif) | 19 years ago # |
What if one of the popular blogs exploits the WMF vulnerability? :-) |
Michael ![[PersonRank 0] [PersonRank 0]](image/postrank/0.gif) | 19 years ago # |
I followed it from a LONG ways out and found you at the end of the chain before the loop. Make it even longer! Link to me: http://www.xanga.com/MikeTwo/425351711/item.html |
matt ![[PersonRank 0] [PersonRank 0]](image/postrank/0.gif) | 19 years ago # |
I counted 20 click to here, where the loop starts, but it started before the link i first clicked who knows! :D |
Philipp Lenssen ![[PersonRank 10] [PersonRank 10]](image/postrank/10.gif) | 19 years ago # |
I had to change my link after the site I linked to was down... from too much traffic! |
Missy Liz ![[PersonRank 0] [PersonRank 0]](image/postrank/0.gif) | 19 years ago # |
oh my goodness gracious me. i am a lovely nice shade of intelligent blonde and i do not deserve to be treated in that way. i only got it wen i read the comments on the rest of the pages on a whole loop round. my god im dumb. |
J-Dubb ![[PersonRank 0] [PersonRank 0]](image/postrank/0.gif) | 19 years ago # |
Holy sh**! After four years of searching, there actually is a joke at the end.
http://j-dubb.blogspot.com |
Philipp Lenssen ![[PersonRank 10] [PersonRank 10]](image/postrank/10.gif) | 19 years ago # |
Absolutely! The real joke is here: http://www.livejournal.com/users/pupitre/242770.html |
Farmer ![[PersonRank 1] [PersonRank 1]](image/postrank/1.gif) | 19 years ago # |
Out of brutal curiosity, I clicked every single loop in this chain. And while I lost an EXACT count, I think I clicked somewhere between 20 and 30 times. And laughed harder with every click. |
Farmer ![[PersonRank 1] [PersonRank 1]](image/postrank/1.gif) | 19 years ago # |
UPDATE: There are exactly 15 links in the current loop, starting at this page. Perhaps somebody needs to point at another blog with a similar entry? :) |
jeroen ![[PersonRank 0] [PersonRank 0]](image/postrank/0.gif) | 19 years ago # |
lol |
nat kearney ![[PersonRank 0] [PersonRank 0]](image/postrank/0.gif) | 19 years ago # |
that is the ****test joke ever. Pretty obvious from the start. Who came up with that corker then??? I stupid boy I should imagine!!!!! |
bob gordio ![[PersonRank 0] [PersonRank 0]](image/postrank/0.gif) | 19 years ago # |
not so funny. realized after the 2nd click. |
anonymous ![[PersonRank 0] [PersonRank 0]](image/postrank/0.gif) | 19 years ago # |
i knew blond jokes r always bland.......never went beyond 3rd click. ha ha ha.... |
Dyllymom ![[PersonRank 0] [PersonRank 0]](image/postrank/0.gif) | 19 years ago # |
HAHAHAHA....I'm a natural blonde, and i got it after two clicks, to all those who took longer, the jokes on you worse. |
blue fire ![[PersonRank 0] [PersonRank 0]](image/postrank/0.gif) | 19 years ago # |
wooo i just linked you to my blog www.lwgw.blogspot.com and my friends has alos got your really funny blonde joke! it only took me 4 clicks to work it out! well done! |
Rach ![[PersonRank 1] [PersonRank 1]](image/postrank/1.gif) | 19 years ago # |
HAHA lol u got me.. and I'm not blonde. I actually thought there was a joke at the end I feel so dumb! |
Pachinkos ![[PersonRank 1] [PersonRank 1]](image/postrank/1.gif) | 19 years ago # |
Time to dye my hair blonde – once i get to the end that is |
dshular ![[PersonRank 0] [PersonRank 0]](image/postrank/0.gif) | 19 years ago # |
Oh no. The link you have the blond joke going to is broken! Send it somewhere else so the chain isn't broken. |
Philipp Lenssen ![[PersonRank 10] [PersonRank 10]](image/postrank/10.gif) | 19 years ago # |
Changed... once again... |
libertystar ![[PersonRank 0] [PersonRank 0]](image/postrank/0.gif) | 19 years ago # |
v-good finaly not just a blonde joke the best blonde joke is :why are most blone jokes one liners ? so that men can under stand them! |
Pocorock ![[PersonRank 0] [PersonRank 0]](image/postrank/0.gif) | 19 years ago # |
I always liked "Why do blondes wear underware?"
To keep their ankles warm of course |