Finally you can buy your way to top Google rankings, at least in Google Local results:
http://www.webmasterworld.com/google_adwords/4080658.htm
Google Bribe is here!

haha "Google Bribe" nice name Tadeusz .

"Google protection" or even "Google vig" [http://google.com/search?q=define%3A+the+vig] would have been better, but understandable, alas, mainly to Americans, and fans of Tony Soprano.

Official blog post: http://google-latlong.blogspot.com/2010/02/simple-way-for-local-businesses-to.html

mbegin: Still, even if they claim that the ranking does not change they mix real results with ads in a confusing way. Imagine the same feature for regular results.