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Google All Goes Live (Blog Post From July 1st, 2022)  (View post)

Ionut Alex. Chitu [PersonRank 10]

Saturday, July 1, 2006
14 years ago6,137 views

Marissa Page. That can't be true. We all know Marissa is a robot.

Anonymous, Jr. [PersonRank 1]

14 years ago #

Marissa laughs, so she's a human. I think...

Art-One [PersonRank 10]

14 years ago #

No by 2011 Robots will laugh like humans. Even more... humans will not laugh anymore, they'll be much too busy working for those robots...

BTW Philipp, this story will become true much earlier than the timeframe you'll situate it... Good catch anyway...

Ryan Govostes [PersonRank 1]

14 years ago #

Sergey will only live to be in his 40s? Sad.

Philipp Lenssen [PersonRank 10]

14 years ago #

> Sergey will only live to be in his 40s? Sad.

It's not so sad, he made a virtual brain copy and is alive and well (albeit in a robotic body!).

Brinke Guthrie [PersonRank 10]

14 years ago #

Nah, remember, the Lost in Space Robot could laugh, too.
productenterprise.com/irwinall ...

/pd [PersonRank 10]

14 years ago #

Ahhhhhhhhh..Philipp has a subtle sense of humor.. heheheh

did anyone catch the post author ?? " by Philipp Lenssen, Jr."

Lets all welcome "Philipp Lenssen Junior" – into the future, from the past of course!! :)_

akif sever [PersonRank 1]

14 years ago #

googleall.blogspot.com/

Art-One [PersonRank 10]

14 years ago #

akif: Nice prototype. But you should eliminate the drop down boxes. Make your text box a little AI. You could for instance test if a google service is mentioned and then link directly to the service...

NateDawg [PersonRank 10]

14 years ago #

There is one slight problem with your futuristic google page, there won't be one. We'll each have our own personal google server implanted to search our memories and with latest wireless chip we can call up the search result in our brain. :)

OREO [PersonRank 10]

14 years ago #

Wow.. you all are freaks.

Joey J. [PersonRank 5]

14 years ago #

heh

NateDawg [PersonRank 10]

14 years ago #

hehe :)

/pd [PersonRank 10]

14 years ago #

===> we can call up the search result in our brain. :)

yeah like that 2billion lousy links for subdomains!!!

Elias KAI [PersonRank 10]

14 years ago #

Get the voice search by an implantation in your teeth. :)

sri [PersonRank 1]

14 years ago #

and then wed be bombed with ads too,
we need to get an adblocker program in our head too.

fck,, the mind could be the next platform..
maybe someday itl become like the matrix, we could load something into our heads,, i dont know,,
someone should do something like this soon.

Franco Frenette [PersonRank 0]

14 years ago #

that's pretty cool.. hope it develops into something worthwile

NateDawg [PersonRank 10]

14 years ago #

I forgot all about the teeth implates; a definite must. Great idea :) hehe

John [PersonRank 0]

14 years ago #

>NateDawg,We'll each have our own personal google server implanted to search our memories and with latest wireless chip we can call up the search result in our brain. :)

Sounds more amazing, nevertheless, not in 2022, but after that.

NateDawg [PersonRank 10]

14 years ago #

lol, agreed (hopefully :-/)

Sandra [PersonRank 0]

14 years ago #

This is soo funny, thanks Philipp Jr.!

Niraj Sanghvi [PersonRank 10]

14 years ago #

Given Amazon's a9 service, it's more likely the competition for Google will be MSamazoN since amazon ditched Google for live.com search results :P

Michael Gannotti [PersonRank 0]

14 years ago #

LMAO!!!
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Luca [PersonRank 10]

14 years ago #

Grooan!

www.grooan.com

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