I can't find the original article the mom found with Google. Can someone provide a link? |
Sooo funny =), here is the original article for a handy read:
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9 Tips For Surviving The Holidays At Your Republican Parents’ Home
By Kerry Madden
1. When you arrive and the first thing you see is a beaming portrait of Laura and W on their fridge next to a schedule of Masses at the Mission, look away, smile brightly and remember the deep breathing you learned in yoga. When no one is looking, cover with the kids’ new school pictures.
2. When your mother tells you the thing she really admires and finds so clever about Bill O’Reilly is that you can’t tell what he is — a Democrat, a Republican, a Liberal — keep the chopping knife steady, focus on the onions and garlic or the gentle rolling of pie dough. Do not make eye contact.
[snip] http://www.laweekly.com/general/lists/more-lists/8782/ |
My mom's afraid of my website. |