The SEO Theory blog posted a whole series of search engine jokes.
<<Jeremy Zawodny was working hard one day when Jerry Yang called him. "Jeremy, I have a mission for you," Jerry said.
Jeremy was ready to go. "Anything, Jerry! Just name it!"
"I want you to hire Matt Cutts away from Google," Jerry said. "Offer him 3 months' vacation a year. Offer him double his current salary. Bring him to me, Jeremy. I know you can do that."
"Double his salary! 3 months' vacation! Wow!" Jeremy said. "So if hire Matt Cutts, what will be in it for me?"
Jerry said quietly, "Well, there will be a job opening at Google...">>
http://seo-theory.com/wordpress/2007/08/30/old-seos-dont-joke-they-just-make-you-laugh/
[Via http://jeremy.zawodny.com/blog/archives/009464.html]
OK, I'll add one by turning around another joke http://www.kinseylaw.com/JOKES/jokes.html .
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An SEO consultant was sitting in his office late one night, when Satan appeared before him. The Devil told the consultant, "I have a proposition for you. You can get every site ranked #1 in Google, for the rest of your life. Your clients will adore you, your colleagues will stand in awe of you, and you will make embarrassing sums of money. All I want in exchange is your soul, your wife's soul, your children's souls, the souls of your parents, grandparents, and parents in law, and the souls of all your friends and partners." The SEO consultant thought about this for a moment, then asked, "So, what's the catch?"
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LOL! The first is very fun! |
I like the first one too :-) |
I have a little collection from about in the moment 17 SEO jokes in German language in my blog https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5448314002386607046&postID=271510783961383891
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I actually like the last one better, although I don't see the catch either ;) |
