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stefan2904 [PersonRank 10]

Tuesday, September 5, 2006
14 years ago3,873 views

cool pick. geeknes ftw.

Ken Kuhl [PersonRank 7]

14 years ago #

Programming quotes from a newspaper man/satirist and a cowboy/comedian both born in the 19th century!

Haochi [PersonRank 10]

14 years ago #

After reading one third of it, I found myself loving these two,
"Programmers are in a race with the Universe to create bigger and better idiot-proof programs, while the Universe is trying to create bigger and better idiots. So far the Universe is winning." – Anon
&&
"I did say something along the lines of 'C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows your whole leg off.'" – Bjarne Stroustrup

Stephen Glynn [PersonRank 1]

14 years ago #

'To err is human; to blame it on the computer, even more so". (Anon)

/pd [PersonRank 10]

14 years ago #

hehehe..heres a nice coined english term – Googness gracious :)-

/pd [PersonRank 10]

14 years ago #

SAP is such a great software that initially there weren't any errors. But in order to have any work to do at all, they made up some bugs

- SAP made Bill Gates retire. When asked why, SAP answered "Because we can"

- Read in Wikipedia under the term Oracle: "... the use of Oracle bones dates as far back as the Shai Dynasty"

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