<< A Heavy Metal fan walks into a empty bar.
Says the Heavy Metal fan, “Give me two masks please.”
Says the guy behind the counter, “Can you pay for it, too?”
Says the Heavy Metal fan, “Oh, that’s fine, I’m French.” >>

didnt get it.. :/

BTW, you know youre messing with the Metal community Philipp :P
just kidding :)

The funny thing is that these jokes aren't less funny than the average jokes I usually hear... :(

My favorite so far:

A naked man walks into a shabby hut.
Says the naked man, “Give me two phone books please.”
Says the guy behind the counter, “Do I know you?”
Says the naked man, “Oh, that’s fine, I’m Italian.”

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meta-joke

A ______ walks into a_____.
Says the _________, “Give me two _________ please.”
Says the guy behind the counter, “____”
Says the _________, “Oh, that’s fine, I’m ________.”

Jake
it is generated.. after all

A #Person# walks into a #Place#.
Says the #Person#, “Give me two #Things# please.”
Says the guy behind the counter, “#StupidQuestion#”
Says the #Person#, “Oh, that’s fine, I’m #DoingSomething#.”

I know.

A blogger walks into a night club.
Says the blogger, “Give me two glasses please.”
Says the guy behind the counter, “What the ...?!”
Says the blogger, “Oh, that’s fine, I’m it's painless.”

<< I’m it's painless. >>

I don't get it! :-D

A dude dressed in a black robe walks into a kitchen.
Says the dude dressed in a black robe, “Give me two iPods please.”
Says the guy behind the counter, “You take the extra-large size?”
Says the dude dressed in a black robe, “Oh, that’s fine, I’m alone.”

I kinda like that. You know what my favourite is, though?

A polar bear, a giraffe and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

And also:

I once walked into the bar... Man, I really hurt my nose that day!

I hope these are still funny in English:)

Weekdays now with extra legs
<<A weekday walks into a store.
Says the weekday, “Give me two cowboy hats please.”
Says the guy behind the counter, “Do I know you?”
Says the weekday, “Oh, that’s fine, I’m alone.”>>

and just a strange one
<<A king walks into a McDonald's.
Says the king, “Give me two women please.”
Says the guy behind the counter, “Only if you lower your voice!”
Says the king, “Oh, that’s fine, I’m scared, too.”>>

Not from this site but a great JBJotD:
<<Okay, there is this piece of butter, okay. And he thinks, "Im not doing very well in life so I really want to start making ends meet and progressing."
So he jumps onto half a slice of bread and he thinks, "Oh yeah, this is quite good, this half a slice of bread. But I still think I could do better in life."
So he jumps onto a full slice of bread. "This is amazing," he thinks. "Im really living the high life." But he thinks, "I could still go further."
So he jumps unto a slice of toast and, "This is a very, very comfortable slice of toast." Its just like absolute luxury. But he thinks, "I could still go further in life," so he jumps onto the next thing.
And by now hes thinking, "Okay, Ive lived a very good life, I think its about time I wrapped everything up," and he starts to walk away, but his friend calls out, "Oh no, dont stop now. Youre on a roll.">>

A headless man walks into a club.
Says the headless man, “Give me two glasses please.”
Says the guy behind the counter, “Put away the gun first.”
Says the headless man, “Oh, that’s fine, I’m 16 years old.”

A robot walks into a shabby hut.
Says the robot, “Give me two iPods please.”
Says the guy behind the counter, “We only serve bearded people.”
Says the robot, “Oh, that’s fine, I’m gay.”

That has almost haiku quality. It's at least eccentric, if not dadaistic.

Oh, this one almost makes sense:

A Heavy Metal fan walks into a whore house.
Says the Heavy Metal fan, “Give me two women please.”
Says the guy behind the counter, “Just two?”
Says the Heavy Metal fan, “Oh, that’s fine, I’m working tomorrow.”

Random non sequitur generator, more like.

Somone should base a startup on joke generating technology....Yahoo would buy it.

A queen walks into a empty bar.
Says the queen, “Give me two tissues please.”
Says the guy behind the counter, “No way!”
Says the queen, “Oh, that’s fine, I’m straight.”

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Assuming the guy behind the counter thought that this was a non-straight queen, what did he think the queen wanted those two tissues for?

A woman dressed in blue walks into a liquor store.
Says the woman dressed in blue, “Give me two Playboy magazines please.”
Says the guy behind the counter, “Just two?”
Says the woman dressed in blue, “Oh, that’s fine, I’m German.”

> "I'm it's painless."

Heh. Fixed :)

<<A Heavy Metal fan walks into a jail.
Says the Heavy Metal fan, “Give me two coffee please.”
Says the guy behind the counter, “I'll give you something else.”
Says the Heavy Metal fan, “Oh, that’s fine, I’m lost.”>>

HAHA!

It works better with mission statements.

http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/games/career/bin/ms.cgi

A weekday walks into a kitchen.
Says the weekday, “Give me two antennas please.”
Says the guy behind the counter, “Coming up, sir.”
Says the weekday, “Oh, that’s fine, I’m straight.”

A queen walks into a liquor store.
Says the queen, “Give me two beers please.”
Says the guy behind the counter, “No.”
Says the queen, “Oh, that’s fine, I’m 16 years old.”

That's not comedy, that's tragic.

A god-like being walks into a club.
Says the god-like being, “Give me two coffee please.”
Says the guy behind the counter, “We only serve bearded people.”
Says the god-like being, “Oh, that’s fine, I’m with my mom, she's waiting outside.”

Yo Momma's beard is so long ...

Thats a good one to:
A god-like being walks into a whore house.
Says the god-like being, “Give me two masks please.”
Says the guy behind the counter, “I'll give you something else.”
Says the god-like being, “Oh, that’s fine, I’m drunk.”

Let's apply a digg-like rating to the script and you'll end up with sime moderate jokes :)

This one certainly makes sense:

A man walks into a store.
Says the man, “Give me two whisky please.”
Says the guy behind the counter, “Put away the gun first.”
Says the man, “Oh, that’s fine, I’m going to kill you anyway.”

lol..
thats the first joke ive laughed of.. :)

This one made since, and it somewhat funny,

A man walks into a whore house.
Says the man, “Give me two chairs please.”
Says the guy behind the counter, “I don't like your face.”
Says the man, “Oh, that’s fine, I’m insured.”

Eric Wilson

A man walks into a McDonald's.
Says the man, “Give me two women please.”
Says the guy behind the counter, “We don't sell those.”
Says the man, “Oh, that’s fine, I’m gay.”

A snobby princess walks into a shabby hut.
Says the snobby princess, “Give me two cowboy hats please.”
Says the guy behind the counter, “Coming up, sir.”
Says the snobby princess, “Oh, that’s fine, I’m married.”

Sir?

My favorite so far:

A man walks into a bar.
Says the man, “Give me two Lord of the Rings DVDs please.”
Says the guy behind the counter, “Coming up, sir.”
Says the man, “Oh, that’s fine, I’m dead already.”

it would also be fun to assemble parts of jokes found on Google via the API ;)

Sam...
that was a good one..
pretty funny i must say

A woman walks into a Starbucks.
Says the woman, “Give me two paintings please.”
Says the guy behind the counter, “I don't like your face.”
Says the woman, “Oh, that’s fine, I’m Canadian.”

Poor Canadians :(

A man dressed in red walks into a crowded night club.
Says the man dressed in red, “Give me two men please.”
Says the guy behind the counter, “You take the extra-large size?”
Says the man dressed in red, “Oh, that’s fine, I’m French.”

A superhero walks into a night club.
Says the superhero, “Give me two women please.”
Says the guy behind the counter, “Can you take two?”
Says the superhero, “Oh, that’s fine, I’m dead already.”

A man dressed in red walks into a Starbucks.
Says the man dressed in red, “Give me two red wine please.”
Says the guy behind the counter, “Can you take two?”
Says the man dressed in red, “Oh, that’s fine, I’m with my mom, she's waiting outside.”

Ha..ha..
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A skeleton walks into a shabby hut.
Says the skeleton, “Give me two skeletons please.”
Says the guy behind the counter, “No way!”
Says the skeleton, “Oh, that’s fine, I’m still single.”

Threesome Skellys!
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A blogger walks into a McDonald's.
Says the blogger, “Give me two red wine please.”
Says the guy behind the counter, “Just two?”
Says the blogger, “Oh, that’s fine, I’m scared, too.”

Ah, Sarcasm...
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A queen walks into a whore house.
Says the queen, “Give me two Playboy magazines please.”
Says the guy behind the counter, “Why?”
Says the queen, “Oh, that’s fine, I’m alone.”

Well, well, Queeny... :P

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A naked man walks into a Starbucks.
Says the naked man, “Give me two Playboy magazines please.”
Says the guy behind the counter, “No way!”
Says the naked man, “Oh, that’s fine, I’m gay.”

Some stuff just make sense, don't they? ;)

A man walks into a club.
Says the man, “Give me two men please.”
Says the guy behind the counter, “Only if you pay double”
Says the man, “Oh, that’s fine, I’m gay.”

o_O

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A god-like being walks into a club.
Says the god-like being, “Give me two beers please.”
Says the guy behind the counter, “We don't serve at this hour.”
Says the god-like being, “Oh, that’s fine, I’m not carrying a gun.”

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A woman walks into a club.
Says the woman, “Give me two Playboy magazines please.”
Says the guy behind the counter, “Just two?”
Says the woman, “Oh, that’s fine, I’m drunk.”